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The smell of summer, aging, yet still carrying with it the smell of warm breezes, picnics, and hot dogs on the beach assail the curious nostril. The waves breaking on the coast soothe the worried soul, and each droplet of the fine salt spray holds promise; "here there be dreams." Here there be dreams, indeed. Beckoning the casual observer and the professional hot dog connoisseur , the Hotdog Hut is a place of solace interspersed with violent slaughter. A beautiful sort of contrast that carries a tinge of melancholy upon its broad, sunlit back. There are a few things that the Hotdog Hut is *not*, however. Perhaps the server's name carries a bit of obfuscatory power, as some players seem to think it is some sort of... meeting place for homosexuals. Let it be stated for the record that the Hotdog Hut concerns itself not with sexuality; all are welcome on its warm trails and spray-drenched beaches. That said, this is *not* a place for sexual rendezvous of any kind. It is a place to play Halo, and perhaps have a bit of a chat with an acquaintance/friend. Please keep that in mind; while the island's owner has no official policy on language or chat decorum, many Halo players are underage (<18). As such, the Hut shall not veer into the dangerous waters of sexual initiation or R-rated manifestos of ignorance. Let us end on a positive note, as all things should. Any and all are welcome into the Hotdog Hut, so long as you obey its simple (and easily understandable) tenets. * Thou shalt not team-kill. * Thou shalt not portal-block. * Thou shalt not engage in excessive whining. If a complaint must be lodged, lodge it, then move it. You are neither the worst nor the best Halo player, so take your deaths and your kills in stride and try to be a good sport.
Posted by afifthofgin
Aug 4, 2008 @ 11:33pm
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Ol' Blue Eyes. The Chairman of the Board. The Voice. Frankie. Though he has many names, his post-humous passion remains the same; fixing delicious hotdogs, with your choice of fixin's, in the Hotdog Hut. The Hotdog Hut is a different kind of server; you're just as likely to engage in a fierce firefight as you are to contemplate the subtle nuance of a haiku composed in the heat of battle by a hotdog hut member. Frank's hotdogs often bring out the pensive and the whimsical in Hut adeherents, and we'd be remiss in our duties if we didn't invite you to try a delicious dog while perusing the scenic vistas. Frank has always had a penchant for Death Island; he claims that the fresh air and salty ocean breeze gives his hotdogs a singularly bewitching flavor. So, whether you're in the mood for a bit of good-spirited reparte or a warthog-fuled rampage, swing on by the Hut and enjoy a tasty hotdog courtesy of Frank.
Posted by afifthofgin
May 14, 2008 @ 2:24am
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Today the Hotdog Hut has emerged from its dormancy. Just in case you're curious, the Hotdog Hut's previous home was a forgotten server (with a speedy DSL connection) in a dusty corner of a rural ISP. Sadly, the jackboot of progress came down upon the company, and the DSL line was dissolved as the company's dial-up division fell in a merger as wheat before a scythe. With the Hotdog Hut's demise arrived the involuntary employment termination of the Hut's creator. One thing led to another, the slippery slope, and here we are with a much faster Hotdog Hut. It may be ephemeral, as 'fiscal solvency' does not roll lightly off the tongue for the host right now. For the time being, please enjoy the fastest Hotdog Hut money can bring you, and play nicely. No team killing, no portal blocking, and try to keep the racist nonsense to a minimum. Beyond that, have fun, and enjoy a hotdog courtesy of Frank's kitchen!
Posted by afifthofgin
May 10, 2008 @ 11:59pm
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